5 RULES TO FEEL HAPPY

1.     Happiness in not somewhere – it’s INSIDE of US
2.     Nobody has a license to judge, so if you know that a person is different from you – do not share the company
3.      Learn to accept people for who they are – fish won’t fly and birds won’t swim
4.     If you get angry from what other people do it means that your personal boundaries have “holes” and you need to work on yourself
5.     Don’t try to change the world – many people failed doing it. Just enjoy every minute of your life!

DO NOT TRY TO CHANGE PEOPLE. FISH WON’T FLY AND BIRD WON’T SWIM

IF THE FISH AND THE BIRD DECIDE TO HAVE FUN TOGETHER, THAT’S WHAT WOULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN.

Imagine for a second that at the global economy crisis you were given the following for FREE:a 7 day vacation, two first class tickets from LA to Miami, a luxury condo with a 360 degree view (100 feet from the ocean) with more than an Olympic size pool, a brand new convertible Mercedes, and $2000 cash. Sounds like a fairytale, doesn’t it? Again, everything is free. What can possibly prevent two beautiful, young women who were friends for 7 years from being happy at this paradise? Here is the story.

My friends Amanda and Eva are my dear friends. They’ve been next door neighbors at a  Hollywood apartment building for the last 7 years. Amanda has a dear friend who happens to make multimillion fortunes after many years of cracking the “success code”. He doesn’t have family and enjoys sharing his wealth with his friends. So, he decided to send Amanda and Eve to a vacation after they finished their first year at the nursing school. They were exhausted studying full time and working, so Mr. Million decided to surprise them. 

So, for the first three days I haven’t heard from them. I decided that two beautiful single ladies living luxury life in Miami would be too busy enjoying life. Then Eve called…”I hate Miami” were her first words following by sobbing. After that I started to receive daily Eve updates about how two poor girls suffered. Knowing that each story has two sides, I waited till they get back and listened to Amanda. As my wise dad says “every man has his own truth”.

Are you ready to listen to their problems? Here we go!

Eve didn’t wax her bikini and legs because she was too busy saying bye to her “boyfriend” (the “boyfriend” never admitted this official title and said that he would never marry her), Amanda got pissed that Eve looks hairy on a beach full of handsome rich men. She asked how Eve could possibly be with her “boyfriend” if her “bikini curves are that long”? Eve wanted to take the bus and look for the wax salon, Amanda was afraid that Eve’ll get lost.

Eve’s one swimsuit broke and she started to look for threads at Mr. Millionaire’s condo, and drove Amanda crazy when she didn’t find them. “Mr. Millionaire DOES NOT sew in his spare time” yelled Amanda.
Of course Amanda found out that it was Eve’s favorite swimsuit that she bought overseas 15 years ago and not one swimsuit fit her since…Her body and feet are so unique that it’s hard to find cloths.

Amanda wanted to go to the most expensive restaurants and Eve wanted to save each cent of Mr. Million’s money in order to pay her bills at home so she suggested “Subway”, Eve needed to eat huge bowl of ice cream every day and Amanda wanted to visit Miami trendy bars.

 Eve refused to use sunscreen and Amanda got pissed because she knew that the next day Eve would be complaining. Amanda wanted to meet new people, and Eve said that she doesn’t want to talk to strange men because she is in love with her “boyfriend”. Eve required 17 hours of beauty sleep and Amanda needed to exercise.

This list can go on and on.

So each of them called me and told me what happened asking for MY OPINION. Well, here it is

1)     If it was Ms. Selfish of 2009, they both would share 1st place

2)     They both had their “their own truth” and I can understand both of them…except how they didn’t have any fun

3)     IF THE FISH AND THE BIRD DECIDE TO HAVE FUN TOGETHER, THAT’S WHAT WOULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN.