1) When you say “I love you, but I’m not in love” and you actually mean “I don’t want to hurt you, but if I could wake up tomorrow and instead of you see somebody who would make my heart jump”
2) When you don’t care if your legs are shaved, nails are done and roots are colored before your date.
3) When you envy your single girlfriend (friend) when she/ he is getting ready for the “girls/ boys night out”
4) When while telling your best friend about yesterday’s “romantic dinner” you spent 98% of the time describing the menu.
5) When sex can be easily substituted with gym workout (and especially with a cute instructor)
6) When 8 times out of 10 you let the voice mail to pick up
7) When you sit with him/her, imagine that him/her, you and your mutual baby sits with you and you feel claustrophobic and depressed.
When his snoring doesn’t’ sound “cute” anymore.
9) When you prefer an earthquake over meeting his/her family
10) When his/her touches, kisses and hugs prevent you from enjoying the movie
Then this is the right time for Ending Relationships
